Meet Mall Santa! We have all seen a few, smelling of liquor, and packing his chew. He comes to the Mall for his assigned shift, when you promptly jump off of his lap, that’s the real gift. A stogie in one hand ready to ash, hey we all have to find clever ways to make cash. I can’t say I trust him with a black eye and all, he could have been drinking heavily and had a big fall. Take your picture with him, but make sure that it’s quick because you don’t want to feel his thick peppermint stick! He’s done prison time you can see by the tears, and if you’re like me, Mall Santa is one of your fears!
Each Mini Santa Box Contains:
- Mini Wall Mask: 7 inches (17.79cm)
- Cruddy Christmas Mall Santa: 18 inches (45.72cm)
- Made of plastic
- Ready-to-hang retro decor
- Packaged in a retro-style window box
Fast shipping and professional packing
We offer a broad range of shipping options thanks to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse personnel are well educated and will package the items according to our exact and precise specifications. Your items are carefully inspected and securely secured prior to shipment. We ship to thousands of customers each day from multiple countries. The fact that we are dedicated to becoming the largest online retailer in the World is evident. Both Europe as well as the USA have distribution and warehouse centers.
Note: Orders that contain more than one item are assigned a processing time in accordance with the item.
Prior to shipment, all purchased items will be thoroughly inspected. The majority of orders today are shipped in 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3-7 days.
Returns
The inventory is always changing and we are unable to control it completely because several parties are involved, which includes our factory and warehouse. Actual stock levels may fluctuate at any moment. Please be aware it's possible your order may be unable to fill when you have placed the order.
Our policy lasts for thirty days. If you have passed 30 days in the past since you purchased, unfortunately we can't offer you a return or exchange.
The item should not be used, and it must be in the original packaging. The item should be in the original packaging.
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